All deputies must use fixative gel before sessions
Curul Despeinada.- The capital’s Congress announced the implementation of a new security and basic civility protocol, through which all members of the legislature must have short nails and hair tied up.
The measure comes after the recent parliamentary exchange melee starring deputies from the PAN and Morena, which ended with two legislators with ruined manicures and at least four who will have to redo their “capes” before Christmas dinner.
Yes, it is the CDMX Congress in the 21st century.
Thus the fight during the discussion of the ruling that the Transparency Institute of the capital disappears. pic.twitter.com/ESz8hSPWh0
— Joaquín López-Dóriga (@lopezdoriga) December 15, 2025
The capital Congress will impose new protocols
The new regulation was approved unanimously (and with some nervousness), after confirming that the previous regulatory framework did not contemplate scenarios of pulling, hair in the air or wrestling holds on stands, so starting in the next legislative period these cases will already be provided for.
“We are legislating for the future. “We cannot allow a debate about the budget to end in a WWE-type scene,” explained the president of the House, remembering the times when he had hair like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.
In addition to trimmed nails and neatly tied hair with a donut, deputies must periodically attend workshops on anger management, conscious breathing, and counting to ten before taking the stand, to avoid more riots like the one that occurred a few hours ago.
CDMX Congress: we have an excellent work environment.
The atmosphere: pic.twitter.com/EKQkh6OJCB
— Salvador Rivera (@ChavaRRivera) December 15, 2025
“This is not censorship, it is prevention,” added a deputy while distributing bottles of fixing gel among all his colleagues on the bench.
Finally, it was reported that the deputies who were involved in the embarrassing incident will have to repair the damage and cover the cost of the extensions of those legislators who were ruffled during the confrontation.
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